This is a previous post of mine, still think it is a good starting point: YMMV is a term that is not used enough when it comes to this hobby. Reading this forum and the reviews, especially from the more senior or experienced members, can set up some false expectations for new comers or the occasional Spa guest. This particular forum is mostly inhabited by serious mongers who take the time and expense to develop relationships with the girls and especially the Mama's.
Those experiences will not transfer easily to a new spa guest. Now how does this information help the occasional guest. If you do not have the time or resources to make a real hobby out of this and want to give yourself the best shot at superior service here are some thoughts.
1. Do your homework. Find the spa and worker that you believe will best suite your needs.
2. Work the schedule to your advantage, go when it slower and the girls have the time to respond to your needs. If it is busy, your service will reflect that.
3. Dress and groom appropriately, yes the girls are going to take you to a shower, that doesn't mean you should need one. The first impression you give a mama will likely be a lasting impression.
4. Tip the mamasan, always. Money very well spent. How much 10 bucks will again help that first impression.
5. If it is a well regarded Spa have your tip money laid out when the girl comes back. Now some will argue about this but letting the girl know you are serious will be to your advantage, especially if you are new to this spa and it is slow. Tip more then normal and if the experience is really outstanding, pull another 20-40 out of your wallet and give it to the girl when you are leaving. I know, that means you are spending more then you have too, but the pay off will be worth it.
6. Treat the girls with care and respect, they work hard and greatly appreciate kindness, compliments and tender affection.
7. Go back to that same spa as soon as you can afford it and request the same girl again. She will treat you like a long lost lover.
Now if you don't have the time for those ideas to work; go to a good spa, tip the mama, if it is busy tip normal as you are going to get a normal service due to guests waiting, if it is slow, throw a big big tip out there and see what happens. An extra 40 in the tip will encourage most girls to want you to come back.
Good luck, be safe, loose lips sink ships and may the tip police flame away...
That's good advice from one bad Mammer Jammer who is also known as the Black Fox. Ask him about his Purple Pimpernel. It drives the Sun Spa girls wild.
Get some of the money I have spent on researching back, hmmmm. Nah, this site was and still is a great resource for me. I think giving some advice on what works for me is a way to pay it forward. Of course this it is only one man's advice, not written in the stars, the words of a king nor guaranteed to assist in any outcome. Results may vary, please read the entire terms of service, void in any state that ends in the letter R, separate shipping costs will be charged.
I can see it now. "Jokerman is a good friend of mine and he is an expert of all things spa related. He will advise you to go to fantasy and sing old 80's songs"
I do sing a mean version of "Radar Love". Won a contest and everything... book on Korean Uno:
Ok what would be the chapter titles:
1. Introduction to Korean Uno
2. How to research Amps in your area and around the country
3. Grooming and entrance etiquette
4. The Mind of the Mamasan
5. Fees, tipping, it's all about the money
6. The Mind of the Provider
7. Where to put that, where not to put this
8. Exit strategies
9. The all important follow up
10. STD's - the gift that keeps on giving
11. The Law -
Ok what did I miss???
This message is edited by The Joker 2 times on Oct 30th 2011 05:19 for reason: Still not from Texas
You can put a subchapter between 6 and 7 called the secret chapter #69 to give advice on how to turn your GFE into a PSE. You can include some CORE exercises with a little pilates, chi gong, and yoga through in. Maybe some sex tantric/magick secrets/advice as well.
Or another chapter about how to negotiate the price. Is there a standard? What works best when the situation arises.
YMMV: A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.
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GFE: Girl Friend Experience, A subjective term, but usually used as praise for a very passionate, sensual, non-mechanical experience. Most consider deep french kissing a baseline requirement for GFE.
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GFE: Girl Friend Experience, A subjective term, but usually used as praise for a very passionate, sensual, non-mechanical experience. Most consider deep french kissing a baseline requirement for GFE.
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PSE: Porn Style Experience. Porn Star Experience, A subjective term, used as praise for a provider that might have a high energy level, a particularly hot look, or is very accommodating (nastiness factor).
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69: is a group of sex positions in which two people align themselves so that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, simultaneously performing oral sex.
