im sick and tired of all thes people saying they are certified/lisc when they never went to massage school a day in their life
do not know anatomy or muscles
dont know the name of different massage types
if she cant tell you when and where she graduated she isnt certified!
If she cant tell how many ceus are required to keep certified shes not certified !
If she cant give u a lisc# or tell u teh fees she paid per county (city) she isnt certified
if she is an ind contractor she has to have liability insurance she isnt certified!
im just sayin easy ways to tell
their are few very few great certified/lisc providers
So how do we find these few but great certified or licensed providers?
Can you give us a few recommendations?
Trial and error is a little expensive for some of us.
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Lol one way to tell if a gals a keeper is if her place is clean not full of clutter and you don't smell a rancid combo of baby oil and ass in the room when you walk in and there's plenty of extra linens for you to utilize regardless if the pics are fake or not.
another way is her demeanor .
Unless she's shy she should try and engage you somehow either with a nice smile or stepping close to you.
looking at their hands too. Dragon lady nails aren't good for skilled techniques. I keep mine well groomed so I don't scratch or poke you somewhere sensitive by accident.
Speaking of you know those girls that say they're lesbian and wont let you do anything?
has anyone ever seen a true lesbian with long nails?
sorry if I was I wouldn't let my gf put stabby stabby near my lady parts .
lmfao!!!! well their few and far between but do exist .Im sure just as hard to find as a unicorn tho.... u can find them at gay pride lets just say they dont use their fingers
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Registered: Apr 2010
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I can care less about education sometimes because I've had horrible massage from people who went to better school than I.
seems like most just woke up and decided "hey! Ill do massage today." Around here. Whether its a guise to cover up their escort services or they just want a quick Buck to cover their ass for the month.
msggrl, thank you for your post. I'm a guy and I absolutely want an excellent massage along with the extras. I avoid a certain asian parlor with beautiful girls, few/no extras, and absolute crap massage.
its sad education isnt what it used to be anymore.
i cant tell you how many therapist just graduated that offer horrible massage. im sure uve ran into the same
whats sad id they think they are good. they pay more they expect they learn more.. not the case. it take allot of time patience and experience..
but i dont need to preach to the choir about that 1
u truly are a rare lady V i only wish their where more like u
like most the guys, i usually am just more concerned if it at least feels like she knows what she's doing. If she's using good pressure all over my body and hitting the spots, certification is the furthest thing from my mind as derp and others said we're basically concerned about whether our 3rd leg will get attention in the end.
not to take away from going to massage parlor to actually get a good massage..
we are usually concerned with both
This message is edited by kilgoretrout on Jan 23rd 2012 10:08 for reason: typo
One or the other. I just want to feel peaceful and relaxed. I'm more likely to return if she has the skill to coax me into that state without "cheating".
If she doesn't have that level of experience, then HE is a good way to stay in it long enough to get it.
I can't immediately recall ever getting both in the same session. I'd probably melt into the table so they don't want to deal with the cleanup.
Msggrl, I like your "style"....I suspect you want to keep it discreet, but I would like to set up a time to see you. PM me, please, and let me know how to connect with you. Thanks, Classyexec
Most of the time I just want some teasing and for her to eventually grab the Jimmy Dean and enjoy a chub. You know, a certified freak.
If she wears latex gloves, she ain't certified.
If her face looks like it will melt when it sees a penis, she ain't certified.
If she gets a bigger erection than me she sure as hell ain't certified.
Most men here want a nice massage and a nice ending to go with it. If you asked them, I bet they would rather have an average to poor massage with a great ending compared to a great massage with an average to poor ending (i.e. "self service")
Licenses and certifications aren't worth the paper they are printed on if the provider isn't giving good service. Thats the bottom line.
This message is edited by Cities Boy on Mar 5th 2012 08:10 for reason: typo
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