Here's a helpful phrase-guide when visiting an AMP. Print out and take on your next visit to understand what is really being said.
"Next time" - Almost always means never, but occasionally means bring more money "next time".
"Lucky money" - A con to get more money out of you. Used in the sentences "How about my 'lucky money'" after paying the standard fee or "You are my first today, so I get 'lucky money'".
"Hard massage" - One of two options (see "soft massage") asked at the beginning of the massage. Often a bone-cracking, breath-taking beating. For veterans only. Never accept this on your first few visits to an AMP.
"Soft massage" - Alternative to the "hard massage". Used either to give a token massage, usually about 30 seconds, or to turn you on so much you'll finish faster.
"She on vacation" - Either it's her monthly "vacation" or they have no fucking idea where she is or when she's coming back, if she's coming back.
"She busy for two hours" - You're a marked man and she doesn't want to see you at all.
"Wow! You're big!" - A confusing statement that can mean either you are of average size and she wants to flatter you, thus get more money from you, or you are just too fucking big for her and you're looking at a HJ, amigo.
"You married?" - You're too good looking to be there and reek of being married. She just wants to finish you as soon as possible.
"You have girlfriend?" - You're too good looking to be there, but maybe they can scam something from you later on, like a dinner or a "loan".
"15 minutes" - 30 minutes
"30 minutes" - Who the fuck knows? Leave, have dinner, see a movie, do your laundry, floss your teeth, clean the catbox, and try again later or pick someone else.
"She just stepped out for a few minutes" - Either she never showed up or she's not coming back.
"I don't like doggie" - Used by new girls who will never last more than a few weeks or will be sitting on the couch a lot.
"How old are you?" - Means you're probably younger than she is and it bothers her.
"You Superman" - You're taking too long
"You strong" - You're taking too long
"Come for me, Baby!" - You're taking too long
"You done, Baby?" - You're taking way too long
"What? You not done??" - It's over. Hit the shower.
This message is edited by Time on May 20th 2011 06:17 for reason: Yes, of course this was lifted from another site, but it made me laugh because it's so true!
Here's another 1, "You come next week or tomorrow".
"She stepped out for a few minutes" could also mean the she's going is setting up her next client(towards the end of your session) or that when she's stepping out at the beginning, she might be walking out he previous client or saying goodbye.
This message is edited by apache on May 21st 2011 12:27 for reason: correction
I went to Valley Massage in Bloomington, Ca after a half day at work Fri. and while Sunny was giving me the cliche less than a minute massage she said, "Nice to see you again baby" even though it was my first time seeing her.
"She on vacation" - Either it's her monthly "vacation" or they have no fucking idea where she is or when she's coming back, if she's coming back."
The girls often float all around the country, or they have a home somewhere and work out of town for a month, then take a month off and go home. They work very long hours, make good money (often $15,000 a month) so they need the rest. Some go back and forth to the same place, some wander around to a "friend" or on a friend's referral. I lived with an AMP girl for a while, so I have some inside info.
They tell me that regardless of how recently I've been there. I mean, I was at a place on a Tuesday recently and back on Thursday and got the "long time you no come back!!!"
Yes, they do regular massage only...go ahead and go there to check them out...if they ask if you want more, tell them their massage feels great and you're good...ready for your nap... You do not need any "irregular" massaging .
