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Best Practices for "hobbyists" Total Posts:13
vip member uhoh
Posted: January 12th 2011 08:29:08 PM
Forum Post: 150
Registered: May 2010
I thought I would share with my brethren a few practices that have served me well in area AMPs.

1. Best possible time to go to an AMP?

Snow day! showed up at 5:00 and was probably only the 1st or 2nd to show up. Boy were they happy to see me! Boy did I appreciate their appreciation.

2. If they ask you what your Job is.....

You are a teacher! Everyone knows teachers don't get paid well and...it could put to rest their fears of you being LE.

anyone else wanna share any ideas?
tenorman
Posted: January 13th 2011 08:07:54 AM
Forum Post: 19
Registered: Oct 2010
Teachers are very truscted and well respected in Asian culture...Since I am one...I use it to my advantage...plus I can learn a few choice Korean words and phrases, too.

vip member uhoh
Posted: January 13th 2011 08:24:01 PM
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Registered: May 2010
care to share one or two phrases that might be useful?

Any other "best practices" to consider?
vip member edmcmuffin
Posted: January 22nd 2011 01:36:02 AM
Forum Post: 31
Registered: Mar 2010
Gender: Male
ask them how to pronounce the phrase "you are beautiful". say it right and make it a point to say that as one of the first things you say when you greet them. they will be thrilled you remembered and made it a point to say it to them. It sounds like "yep pu da" but i know it's more than that, just writing how it sounds. Works for me so far.
vip member mickster
Posted: January 22nd 2011 09:57:13 AM
Forum Post: 16
Registered: Jun 2009
Make them laugh by making fun of yourself.
vip member mickster
Posted: January 22nd 2011 09:57:31 AM
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Registered: Jun 2009
Be clean!!!!
marathonman
Posted: January 22nd 2011 06:37:55 PM
Forum Post: 116
Registered: Oct 2009
Thank ed. So far I'm comfortable with an yang ha sae yo (hello), kam sam ni da (thank you) and chum ma ne yo (you're welcome). They love it when I ask them to teach me something new. I will not forget the lady who taught me chum ma ne yo. I think I will go for You're beautiful next.

What also always works for me is to smile at her the second I see her.
lion_bone
Posted: July 19th 2011 09:48:48 AM
Forum Post: 1
Registered: Jul 2011
Gender: Male
I send flowers. Bring DD's coffee and some donuts. Things that say I care about Their day too. Also, it's probably stupid to you'all but I actually do like them and I let them know it.
vip member TheROCK
Posted: July 20th 2011 07:40:01 PM
Forum Post: 1234
Registered: Nov 2008
uhoh wrote I thought I would share with my brethren a few practices that have served me well in area AMPs.

1. Best possible time to go to an AMP?

Snow day! showed up at 5:00 and was probably only the 1st or 2nd to show up. Boy were they happy to see me! Boy did I appreciate their appreciation.

2. If they ask you what your Job is.....

You are a teacher! Everyone knows teachers don't get paid well and...it could put to rest their fears of you being LE.

anyone else wanna share any ideas?


If they ask you what your job is TELL THE TRUTH. LE lies and can say anything you don't think LE claims to be teachers too?

Once you start to tell lies you have to remember them all, and if you screw up and tell another girl something different you will be screwed. So just be as honest as you can about yourself. If you pick a fake name use it every single time. Do not be Mike then Tom then Bill.

If you are going to lie about everything you better get a whole spa persona and stick to it and practice it.

Best practice is earning trust by being as truthfull as possible so they can be comfortable with you. No one likes a liar.
Pretending you aren't paid well so you can comfortably tip less is well, kinda low.

This message is edited by TheROCK on Jul 20th 2011 19:41 for reason: ---

Removit
Posted: August 17th 2011 03:20:14 PM
Forum Post: 3
Registered: Sep 2009
Rock on Rock. Good advice for any situation and any venue. Yuo have class; you have style.
Removit
Posted: August 17th 2011 03:20:35 PM
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Registered: Sep 2009
Rock on Rock. Good advice for any situation and any venue. Yuo have class; you have style.
Removit
Posted: August 17th 2011 03:20:43 PM
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Registered: Sep 2009
Rock on Rock. Good advice for any situation and any venue. You have class; you have style.

This message is edited by Removit on Aug 17th 2011 15:21 for reason: Spelling

vip member uhoh
Posted: August 24th 2011 05:48:40 PM
Forum Post: 150
Registered: May 2010
TheROCK wrote

If they ask you what your job is TELL THE TRUTH. LE lies and can say anything you don't think LE claims to be teachers too?

Once you start to tell lies you have to remember them all, and if you screw up and tell another girl something different you will be screwed. So just be as honest as you can about yourself. If you pick a fake name use it every single time. Do not be Mike then Tom then Bill.

If you are going to lie about everything you better get a whole spa persona and stick to it and practice it.

Best practice is earning trust by being as truthfull as possible so they can be comfortable with you. No one likes a liar.
Pretending you aren't paid well so you can comfortably tip less is well, kinda low.



A little judgmental are we ? You don't tell a provider in New York City that you are a bond salesman, you just don't unless you feel like being hijacked for hj . And I'm sure they're telling the truth when they say o you strong, or experience orgasm from being felt up! gimme a break!
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