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Posted: October 23rd 2010 09:18:19 AM
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Forum Post: 829
Registered: Sep 2008
Gender: Male 
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1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go in to heat, package your meat
13. While your undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
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apache
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Posted: October 23rd 2010 07:13:14 PM
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Forum Post: 847
Registered: Jul 2009
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16. Never assume, wrap it with a balloon.
17. Always be wise and don't come home with a surprise.
18. You only get one, so don't be foolish with your gun.
19. Wrap up your dick if you want to get your kicks.
20. Don't be a fool and take care of your tool.
21. Don't test your luck, be wise and spend a couple of bucks.
22. #11 should state. Don't let your little man get sick, so wrap up your dick.
23. Have jr. put a jacket on before he goes out to play, otherwise you're taking a chance of ruining your day.
24. Be smart to your bud and don't let it turn into a dud.
25. Don't take a chance if jr. wants to dance  .
This message is edited by apache 2 times on Oct 30th 2010 20:56 for reason: add |
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Posted: October 23rd 2010 08:48:06 PM
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apache
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Posted: October 30th 2010 09:01:04 PM
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Gent
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Posted: May 28th 2011 11:02:15 PM
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Forum Post: 251
Registered: Feb 2010
Gender: Male 
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31. Take care in using it well, when it wants attention, she can tell.
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, so play it safe just to be sure.
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