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| Top 10 list: "Why a good shit is better than a good fuck" |
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Forum Post: 406
Registered: Jul 2009
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10. Because a good shit is free.
9. A good shit lasts longer.
8. No need to call the next day.
7. No need to remember its name.
6. You can't buy a good shit.
5. Can't get an STD from shit, no matter HOW smelly!
4. A good shit never wants to "friend" you.
3. No "honey do" list from doo-doo.
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Please keep adding guys!!!
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apache
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Posted: May 23rd 2010 08:17:53 PM
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Forum Post: 847
Registered: Jul 2009
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2. A provider can give you shit as she trys to upsell you where the shit never complains.  .
This message is edited by apache on May 23rd 2010 20:18 for reason: correction |
apache
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Posted: May 23rd 2010 09:18:45 PM
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Forum Post: 847
Registered: Jul 2009
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[quote="Big Chief"]
9. A good shit lasts longer. I don't know about you, but to me good sex lasts longer than a good shit.
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Forum Post: 406
Registered: Jul 2009
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Ah, to be young again! 
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scguy
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Posted: June 3rd 2010 10:29:55 AM
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Forum Post: 5
Registered: Mar 2010
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2. A good shit carries away your problems, not add to them.
1. A shit can be flushed with a gallon of water. A woman will take a gallon of cash.
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Forum Post: 406
Registered: Jul 2009
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Oooh, that's good! 
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Forum Post: 9
Registered: May 2010
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A good shit leaves you with a flatter looking belly and provides instant weight loss.
I swear that in one instance, I must have lost 4 pounds after taking a real massive one
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Big Chief
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Posted: October 12th 2010 07:58:33 PM
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Forum Post: 406
Registered: Jul 2009
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A good fuck leaves you drained, broke, and hungry for more... never felt that way about a good shit!
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Gent
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Posted: October 15th 2010 01:07:05 AM
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Forum Post: 251
Registered: Feb 2010
Gender: Male 
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Forum Post: 6
Registered: Dec 2009
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lol
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jumpingin
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Posted: January 12th 2011 09:58:56 AM
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Forum Post: 23
Registered: Apr 2010
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Dude I'd hate to be your plumber.
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Gent
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Posted: January 12th 2011 09:49:48 PM
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Forum Post: 251
Registered: Feb 2010
Gender: Male
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I'm not sure what this could mean, but a good shit also makes your ass wet from splashes. o_O
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tenorman
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Posted: January 13th 2011 08:12:04 AM
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Forum Post: 19
Registered: Oct 2010
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You can always catch up on the news and other reading when taking a good shit. Can't get my newspaper open during a good fuck!
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