Frankly, it means avoid this provider. You know, unless she looks like Miranda Kerr's hotter sister and talks dirty like Sasha Grey and charges a flat hundred dollars, and what are the odds of that, really?
She's going to upsell the shit out of you; a hundred and fifty to get her out to your place, but that's just for the agency, she'll want a tip; a hundred fifty for a lame massage and another hundred to take off her top and anothr hundred to take off her pants and another hundred to do a little dance and another two for the slightest bit of "assist" and you'll still jerk yourself off, and if you're going to jerk yourself off, you could buy months and months worth of the hottest magazines and videos for that money, or get a champagne room at the average nudie bar with "extras" or visit a spa and have two two-girl sessions with real, prolonged penis to girl(s) contact.
There are many in-call houses in Las Vegas that you can get F/S for $150 or less. And the women are great looking and very nice. Going to a spa is crazy if you are watching your money. For you regulars out there, give me a private message and I will share my gems.
The part about being married is damn sure true. But I think the real meaning is you might as well stay home, watch a dirty movie. and have a do it yourself session.
I beg to differ. It's kind of fun to do self service in the presence of a nice looking provider. I did that once when she couldn't get me going with an HJ. It's not as good as many other things, but better than being alone
FAR BE IT FOR ME TO JUDGE. JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA. BEEN DOING ASIANS FOR MORE THAN 40 YEARS AND NEVER HAD TO SELF ASSIST, ALTHOUGH MUST ADMIT HAD TO CHANGE VENUES AT TIMES TO AQUIRE THE PROPER RELIEF.
FAR BE IT FOR ME TO JUDGE. JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA. BEEN DOING ASIANS FOR MORE THAN 40 YEARS AND NEVER HAD TO SELF ASSIST, ALTHOUGH MUST ADMIT HAD TO CHANGE VENUES AT TIMES TO AQUIRE THE PROPER RELIEF.
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Registered: Apr 2010
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Self service, kinda like the gas station where you handle your own pump. and costs less to pump your own gas then have someone do it for you sadly not true in the MP world.
Not true. If you do it yourself, she can hardly expect a tip now can she.
Self service in the spa unlike the gas station is definately cheaper.
Can you even find full service gas stations anymore?
. If they're turning blue I guess that's what it means to DIY 
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and costs less to pump your own gas then have someone do it for you sadly not true in the MP world.
