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Massage Parlor (MP) Details
MP Overall Rating
Date Of Review
Tue 06/12/2012
Date that the visit was made
Time that the visit was made
Would you Recommend this MP
MP Type
Store Front
Was MP in a Private Location
No
Was The MP Clean
Yes
Session Length
60 minutes
Price
Line-up
Services
Service Overall Rating
Massage Rating
FS
Kissing
Handjob
Blowjob
Lick The Kitty
Finger The Kitty
Got Ass-Play From The Provider
Breast Play
Extra Tip For Service
Provider Details
Name
Recommend This Provider
Provider Overall Rating
Was Tipping or Upselling an Issue
Yes
Ethnicity
Chinese
Age
30-37
Height
5'4'' to 5'6''
Build
Slim / Slender
Eye Color
Brown
Hair Color
Black
Hair Length
Short
Breast Cup Size
B
Breast Implants
No
Rate Ass
Nice and Round
Kitty
Tattoos
Unknown
Extra Details on The Massage Parlor
On busy Auburn Blvd, car could be seen very easily from the street, if descretion wanted to be observed. Not sure how clean linens are, for instance do they change towels, and of course how often "washed towels" used for hot towels are changed. Yes men, this needs to be considered. They wash em in the sink, alittle soap, little rinse, and whoo la, towel wipe down commenced. And ther ya have it. Smell like fabreeze when ya leave, or fabric softener. OK now for the rest
Dirty Details On The Provider
  1. Time June 12th 2012 06:31 AM

    Chuckling here - thanks for the bad memories flashbacks, Bro! Great review and it reflects the upsell and I'd-rather-not-BJ + non-massage that was exactly my experience, as well as the desire to just flee the scene as close to intact as possible. There's a reason I've not seen Ms. Cute Lisa again and it sure sounds like she's not mended her half-assed money grubbing ways in the least. Ah, the elusive Ms. Helen... Seems like she's the bait that draws us in and Ms. Cute Lisa is the switch part of the Bait-&-Switch. Soooo many other options for real-deal-BJ if that's what we're in the market for that this place just ain't getting any more of my $$$$$$ anytime soon. ***** Thanks again - great review and you and Mr. Rosco are to be commended for the decision to move on!!!! :-)

  2. jul June 12th 2012 08:43 AM

    You can always go in and ask for Ms. Helen. Then when cute Lisa shows up. Say no thanks for rip off. As she sees your back side going out the door. Pay back is karma. For some reason, they do not forget that.

  3. Time June 12th 2012 08:57 AM

    :-) Yeah - I kinda love that myself. Nearly did that a coupla days ago before I ended up going elsewhere to avoid the hassles/misfire-type experience, ya know? Sometimes it's just not worth the D R A M A/B.S.

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  7. Time June 15th 2012 02:26 PM

    Good place for her! Hahahaaaa!!! She'll probably be in China for a month or maybe forever, I'd bet. Very good development so there's no danger of Cute Lisa muscling in if a bro wants Helen, thanks GrabMan!

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